Theres also a sore lack of eyewitnesses for such a frequent event as eight spiders a year. During their forays, they usually dont intentionally crawl into a bed because it offers no prey (unless it has bed bugs, in which case that person has bigger problems). Running right to the bathroom afterward to spit it out can be awkward, and maybe even a little offensive, if you care about him enough for that to matter.
People who claim theyve swallowed spiders never seem to have any concrete evidence. This item does not ship.